Lenmetwan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident swan.

Lenmetwan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenmetwan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lenmetwan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lenmetwan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lenmetwan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never run near grasshopers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Lenmetwan's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.