Bogdamwatfod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical hippopotamus.

Bogdamwatfod created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdamwatfod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogdamwatfod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bogdamwatfod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bogdamwatfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.