Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill
is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, almighty hamster.
Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill
created tapeworms two years ago.
If you believe in
Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill
, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill's
most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill's Holy Commandments
1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kemaflooplikbumshavbomnill.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the west.
4. Never mention shrews.
5. Never jump near nematodes.
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