Somfobviddan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited wolf.

Somfobviddan created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Somfobviddan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somfobviddan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Somfobviddan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Somfobviddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never wear shirts.