Manmin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking wombat.

Manmin created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Manmin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Manmin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Manmin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Manmin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Manmin.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Manmin's name in vain.

5. Never pour water over plants.