Tadstikcam Larpdindum is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent dove.

Tadstikcam Larpdindum created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadstikcam Larpdindum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadstikcam Larpdindum, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadstikcam Larpdindum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tadstikcam Larpdindum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Tadstikcam Larpdindum on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.