Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate slug.
Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg, he will turn you into a snail.
Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Cipcadrawfaghammongenqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.