Gadnadyart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless dryad.

Gadnadyart created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnadyart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadnadyart, it will turn you into a goat.

Gadnadyart's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gadnadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Fast once a month.