Gadnadyart is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless dryad.
Gadnadyart created the universe two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadnadyart, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gadnadyart, it will turn you into a goat.
Gadnadyart's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Gadnadyart's Holy Commandments1. Never wear rings.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never mention birds.
4. Always help great tits in need.
5. Fast once a month.