Higjatjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical chicken.

Higjatjarn created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higjatjarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higjatjarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Higjatjarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Higjatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Higjatjarn.