Higjatjarn is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical chicken.
Higjatjarn created tapeworms five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Higjatjarn, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Higjatjarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Higjatjarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Higjatjarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. You must love Higjatjarn.