Himcudleg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil manatee.

Himcudleg created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himcudleg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himcudleg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himcudleg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Himcudleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed lentils to dogs while wearing blue shorts.