Dunzogjan is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident hummingbird.
Dunzogjan created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunzogjan, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dunzogjan, he will come to you in dreams.
Dunzogjan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Dunzogjan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing cyan corsets.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunzogjan.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never mention snails.
5. Dunzogjan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.