Fodrullbon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent goblin.

Fodrullbon created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrullbon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodrullbon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fodrullbon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fodrullbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from fawn horses, for they are unholy.