Lidstragquim is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy salamander.
Lidstragquim created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidstragquim, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lidstragquim, she will destroy your favourite star.
Lidstragquim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Lidstragquim's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Never mention manatees.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never go into brown rooms.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Lidstragquim.