Lidstragquim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy salamander.

Lidstragquim created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidstragquim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidstragquim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lidstragquim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lidstragquim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lidstragquim.