Sakcuncub is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic clam.
Sakcuncub created silver nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sakcuncub, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sakcuncub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Sakcuncub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Sakcuncub's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing black ear rings.
5. Do not chop down trees.