Watquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow chicken.

Watquaf created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watquaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Watquaf, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Watquaf's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Watquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Watquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never bounce in the presence of swans.