Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flowfligsaw Podwotveddab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.