Butgeprag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, happy unicorn.

Butgeprag created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butgeprag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butgeprag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Butgeprag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Butgeprag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not chop down trees.