Midzumfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered wyvern.

Midzumfad created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midzumfad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midzumfad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Midzumfad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Midzumfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Run away from turquoise eagles, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Midzumfad.