Fobyimhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering hippopotamus.

Fobyimhit created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobyimhit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobyimhit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fobyimhit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fobyimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fobyimhit's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Fobyimhit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your chest black.