Budominbod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent jaguar.

Budominbod created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budominbod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budominbod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Budominbod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Budominbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide if seven cats approach from the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.