Narthugdim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented duck.

Narthugdim created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narthugdim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narthugdim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Narthugdim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Narthugdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never look in ponds.