Quambeplid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful lizard.

Quambeplid created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quambeplid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quambeplid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Quambeplid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quambeplid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.