Dunrignul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing seal.

Dunrignul created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunrignul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunrignul, it will turn you into a rock.

Dunrignul's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dunrignul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dunrignul's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.