Venjipdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving slug.

Venjipdad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Venjipdad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Venjipdad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Venjipdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Venjipdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.