Tigkikceb is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent tortoise.
Tigkikceb created the Milkyway eight million years ago.
If you believe in Tigkikceb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Tigkikceb, she will turn you into a rock.
Tigkikceb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Tigkikceb's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands mauve.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Feed all hungry rats.
5. Put Tigkikceb first in all things.