Xuckzennel is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise slug.

Xuckzennel created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckzennel, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckzennel, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xuckzennel's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xuckzennel's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Always help gulls.