Ominriptarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful badger.

Ominriptarg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominriptarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominriptarg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ominriptarg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ominriptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured sharks.