Bumjabfutmegbusyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited lion.

Bumjabfutmegbusyok created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumjabfutmegbusyok, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bumjabfutmegbusyok, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bumjabfutmegbusyok's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bumjabfutmegbusyok's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumjabfutmegbusyok.

2. Always obey Bumjabfutmegbusyok's priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Put Bumjabfutmegbusyok first in all things.