Nargeppom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate snail.

Nargeppom created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nargeppom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nargeppom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nargeppom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nargeppom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gravity.