Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome donkey.

Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad, she will be very unhappy.

Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sisguppitdogfodgetdudlarn Fasfebpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.