Dimzanlab is a god.
She takes the form of a small, uncaring troll.
Dimzanlab created the universe two years ago.
If you believe in Dimzanlab, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Dimzanlab, she will make you grow a tail.
Dimzanlab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Dimzanlab's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Dimzanlab's name in vain.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Dimzanlab.
5. Always look after injured pigs.