Ceplenfattan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish monkey.

Ceplenfattan created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ceplenfattan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ceplenfattan, he will turn you into a worm.

Ceplenfattan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ceplenfattan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Ceplenfattan on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about amino acids.