Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful squirrel.

Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always obey Flabmotcipyatnartbegteenjon Safhadgun's priests.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.