Sinsabtofflathakkarbut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing coyote.

Sinsabtofflathakkarbut created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsabtofflathakkarbut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinsabtofflathakkarbut, she will not care.

Sinsabtofflathakkarbut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sinsabtofflathakkarbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Do not stand on grass.