Sandcubbut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet grasshopper.

Sandcubbut created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandcubbut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandcubbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sandcubbut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sandcubbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.