Bamwigdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured parrot.

Bamwigdag created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamwigdag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamwigdag, she will think nothing of it.

Bamwigdag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bamwigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bamwigdag.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.