Mapcabtin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy clam.
Mapcabtin created the Sun three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Mapcabtin, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Mapcabtin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Mapcabtin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Mapcabtin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. You must never eat pineapples.