Flabcissnelbasswonwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish lion.

Flabcissnelbasswonwad created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabcissnelbasswonwad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flabcissnelbasswonwad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Flabcissnelbasswonwad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flabcissnelbasswonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Flabcissnelbasswonwad on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Feed all hungry rats.