Gadjamjatbum is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing wren.

Gadjamjatbum created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadjamjatbum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadjamjatbum, it will turn you into a snail.

Gadjamjatbum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gadjamjatbum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Gadjamjatbum nine times a day.