Cibgodfag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless naga.

Cibgodfag created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgodfag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibgodfag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibgodfag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cibgodfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Cibgodfag eight times a day.