Yokrakdussnull is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient narwhal.

Yokrakdussnull created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokrakdussnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokrakdussnull, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokrakdussnull's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yokrakdussnull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Yokrakdussnull loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yokrakdussnull.