Dithudgub is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring duck.
Dithudgub created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Dithudgub, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Dithudgub, he will manifest in front of you.
Dithudgub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Dithudgub's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.