Didtenwot is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, smart badger.
Didtenwot created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Didtenwot, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Didtenwot, he will be very unhappy.
Didtenwot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Didtenwot's Holy Commandments1. Always wear magenta.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didtenwot.
5. Never talk about grasshopers.