Gepkinhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak narwhal.

Gepkinhat created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepkinhat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepkinhat, she will turn you into a rock.

Gepkinhat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gepkinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.