Midhabrip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate owl.

Midhabrip created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midhabrip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midhabrip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Midhabrip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Midhabrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Midhabrip's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Midhabrip.

5. Never look at black holes.