Rigrullgoflogvenkar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful warg.

Rigrullgoflogvenkar created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigrullgoflogvenkar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigrullgoflogvenkar, it will turn you into a frog.

Rigrullgoflogvenkar's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rigrullgoflogvenkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Rigrullgoflogvenkar on top of important buildings.