Titcadbon Tabpopcip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, weak snail.

Titcadbon Tabpopcip created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcadbon Tabpopcip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Titcadbon Tabpopcip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Titcadbon Tabpopcip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Titcadbon Tabpopcip's Holy Commandments

1. Titcadbon Tabpopcip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always obey Titcadbon Tabpopcip's priests.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Titcadbon Tabpopcip on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.