Bafbemwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate shrew.

Bafbemwon created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbemwon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafbemwon, she will send you a sign.

Bafbemwon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bafbemwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick mice.