Dodyogzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic aardvark.

Dodyogzen created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodyogzen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodyogzen, she will destroy your home planet.

Dodyogzen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dodyogzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Fast once a month.