Tikbanmut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful wyvern.

Tikbanmut created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikbanmut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tikbanmut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tikbanmut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tikbanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.